Only half an hour ago, however, I met Scoundrel the raccoon. I stepped outside to retrieve my iPod from my car hours after I had come back home as per my routine of forgetfulness, and when I turned to head back inside I saw what looked like some sort of gigantic cat leaping over the bushes in front of me into my front yard. I dashed (at a leisurely pace, as it was far too late to actually run) around the bushes with hopes of seeing Demon Cat before it escaped, but I was instead met with an unusual sight: A large raccoon was on the far side of my yard, staring at me. It stood on its hind legs as if to shrink the height difference, and so I sat down where I was and stared back. It fell back to all fours and tilted its head at me in a manner that suggested I had intruded on its yard and not vice-versa; hoping not to offend it to the point that it leapt at me and gave me rabies with its devil claws, I hunched over a bit and waved.
Here's where it gets strange, folks. The raccoon, whom I later dubbed Scoundrel, waved back. Let me repeat that for emphasis: Scoundrel the Raccoon waved to me. I don't know if mirroring behaviors is something raccoons often do or not, but it threw me and I responded by backing away, still sitting down as to avoid devil claw rabies and the like, until I was at my door and then quickly fleeing into the safety of my home.
Other than that little escapade, however, the night has been wholly forgettable and I plan on doing just that.
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Fucking Viva Pinata was the most epic night of my life.
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